Two men dine together. For desert, they order a pie. The first guy cuts the pie in half, and says to the second guy, choose which piece you want. The second man isn’t sure - you choose! After some polite back and forth, the first man says, alright, and chooses the larger half. About to bite in to the piece, he looks up to see his friend scowling, mad!
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
“Well, that wasn’t very nice of you,” says the second man. “Well, what would you have done?!” asks the first. “I’d have taken the smaller half, of course!” he answers.
“Well, then, you got what you wanted, didn’t you!”
Did you laugh? Well, good. You know, if you laugh at old person, your punishment is to become an old person.